Triple Headed Tour Merch

Already tired of the droning-yuppie-freakshow that is the United States presidential campaign? Are you exhausted listening to the well-heeled, morally bankrupt professional television personalities we call public servants shouting over each other about how qualified they are to rule you? 

My name is Patrick Galactic and I am an extremely unqualified, unprepared and undeserving candidate to be YOUR next President of these United States. My only campaign promise is to make music and look damn good doing it! 

If you live in Seattle, Portland, Arcata, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Phoenix or Jamestown then you have been blessed with the once-in-a-tour opportunity to pick up this limited edition t-shirt designed by Jim Nadorozny of Superbeast!

If you live outside of these cities and would like a shirt, hit me up at for cost and availability.


3 Things I Did/Will Do This Summer


Hellloooooo.....hi. While it may have seemed pretty quiet on the Patrick Galactic front the last few months I've actually been inCREDIBLY busy making it look like nothing is going on. I present to you this list of things that I've been doing to justify the extended public silence I've forced you all to endure.

1. I'm Touring the West Coast in September

For my first piece of awesome...I will, alongside my co-consipirators TBASA and Hell Mary,  be embarking on the Triple Headed Monster Tour of the BEST coast from September 4-12th! I promise we will almost be half as good as this AMAZING poster by Jim Nadorozny of Superbeast! Check out the Shows page for complete details.

2. I'm Recording My Debut EP

I’ve been working on my debut EP since May and am SO excited to share it with you….when it’s done, which it isn’t, but we (that would be me and the fine people at CTPAK Records) have been crafting some very tasty tones, textures and other “t” words that I hope you will love! I promise you new sounds. 

3. I Am Now a YouTube Sensation

The benevolent overlords at MountainHouse TV were kind enough to give me unfettered access to the bands performing on their much-loved YouTube series "The Cave Sessions" AND my very own show on their channel. The first episode of "The Pat Down" is up and ready for your filthy little viewing pleasure! We'll be dropping one of these every month, stay tuned....